“‘All I was doing was telling you a story. A great story. Possibly the best story ever told. The timeless tale of a long suffering, patient, and virtuous warlock and the clotpole of a king he had to put up with— a slobbery king, at that.’ He wiped his hand on Arthur’s sleeve again before dropping it against the other boy’s knee, lacing their fingers together.”
(i… i think this is pg13? but if it isn’t it’s pg. my brain basically rates things as sex vs. no sex, and this has no sex.
sadly. SO UNDER THE CUT.)